Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack....

Much later I went outside, unwound the hose, looked toward the driveway and noticed that my car needed washing. I put down the hose and...

We were indoctrinated into giving cards at a pretty early age, starting with Valentine’s Day. Who doesn’t remember getting those little...

“Most people have a sense of it [humor]. Some people don’t. I feel sorry for those people. The humor impaired.” Dave Barry, writer. “I...

A quick look at the top selling toys of all time, with special thanks to Esquire magazine. Who here can remember a son or daughter trying...

For Boomers Only, the book, is finally available! It took us a while, but we finally got a book together based on this blog site. It’s...

We are certainly in favor of recycling and helping the environment, but someone sent this to us recently to remind us that a lot of our...

If you think no one cares whether you’re dead or alive, try missing a few credit card payments. I also have bills sent directly to my...

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it. Russell Baker The one thing I don’t remember was a daily summer...

“Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.” Erma Bombeck I’m not a...

The Future Just Isn’t What It Used To Be Many of us were into science fiction all the way back to the 1950’s and 1960’s when all we had...

“Boom boom boom boom I’m gonna shoot you right down, right offa your feet…” John Lee Hooker The original intent of Memorial Day,...

“…that which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet.”       Wm. Shakespeare As if the modern world wasn’t confusing...

“Make no mistake:  the weeds will win; nature bats last.” Robert M. Pyle There has been wall-to-wall media coverage on the death of Usama...

Newton was wrong. Sometimes two objects can occupy the same space. I was assigned to write a humorous but warm article about Passover and...

“A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. ” George Carlin As a kid I remember asking my...

Need a little more stress in your life? Try moving. Moving goes all the way back to caveman days when Oona told Og that their cave was...

“Nothing is beautiful from every point of view.” Horace, Roman poet, 65bc-8bc As you can guess, sometimes it’s hard to find funny things...

“Communism is like one big phone company.” Lenny Bruce I want land lines back. And I want a phone from Bell Telephone. I want the kind of...

“LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW…” Okay, enough is enough is enough already. What’s with the weather this winter? This past week...